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The Densa Test:
Is there a Fourth of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the third of July!
How many birthdays does the averge man have?
1, Just one!
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12, All of them!
How many outs are there in an inning?
6 - Three per side!
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
No - because he is dead!
Divide 30 by ½ and add 10. What is the answer?
70, (30 divided by ½ equals 60!)
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2, you took them, remember?
A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take them every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes later take the 3rd.
A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9 (If 8 out of 17 die, all but 9 die, eh?)
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
0 - Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat - a butcher weighs meat!
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12 - There are 12 two cent stamps in a dozen!
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