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The Densa Test:

Is there a Fourth of July in England?

Yes, it comes after the third of July!

How many birthdays does the averge man have?

1, Just one!

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

12, All of them!

How many outs are there in an inning?

6 - Three per side!

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

No - because he is dead!

Divide 30 by ½ and add 10. What is the answer?

70, (30 divided by ½ equals 60!)

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2, you took them, remember?

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take them every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes later take the 3rd.

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9 (If 8 out of 17 die, all but 9 die, eh?)

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

0 - Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?

Meat - a butcher weighs meat!

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12 - There are 12 two cent stamps in a dozen!

Add your Score...How did you do?

Correct Answers Rating

12......Genius

10-11...Above Normal

7-9.....Normal

4-6.....Slow

1-3.....Idiot

0.......Brain Dead