Things don't make much sense...
I am
interested in oxymorons...things that, really,
when you think about them, don't make much sense.
This started after I saw that sign: SLO
CHILDREN. I always thought - well, you know.
And then there were more examples, like:
Act Naturally Almost Exactly Almost
Perfect Alone Together Bad Health Better
Than New Black Light Business
Ethics Civil War Clearly
Misunderstood Death Benefits Definite
Maybe Diet Ice Cream Dry Ice Dry
Wine Evaporated Milk Exact
Estimate Extra Time Feminine Logic First
Annual Found Misssing Free with
Purchase Freezer Burn Friendly
Arguement Friendly Fire Genuine
Imitation Good Grief Graduate
Student Half Dead Half
Empty/Full Happily Married Hard
Water Hot Water Heater Ill
Health Industrial Park Irate Patient
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Jumbo Shrimp Legally Drunk
Light-Heavyweight Living Dead Mandatory
Option Marital Bliss Medium
Large Military Intelligence Minor
Disaster Minor Miracle Near Miss Never
Again Non-stop Flight Old News One Size
Fits All Organized Mess Pretty
Ugly Quite a Few Random Order Recently
New Resident Alien Rolling Stop Safe
Risk Safe Sex Same Difference Second
Best Silent Scream Small Crowd Strangely
Familiar Student Teacher Sure Bet Sweet
Sorrow Taped Live Terribly Pleased True
Tale War Games Working Vacation
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